THE MAMA DOLL FOREMAN'S GRANDSON

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THE MAMA DOLL FOREMAN'S
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I would like to tell you, faithful blog followers, that Santa's Elves live by a higher standard than their human counter parts, but I can't. They are susceptible to many of the same temptations and failings as humans. They also indulge in family rivalries, creating hurt feelings, secretly finding satisfaction in some others misfortunes and the like.
You all know the Mama Doll's Foreman's "phasing out" of the active toy production scene and he has carried some resentment that has rubbed off on his grandson. This has led to the episode I am going to relate concerning the Mama Doll Foreman's grandson.
As you remember, the Computer Geek Elf introduced a computer program that attempted to fundamentally transform the way that Santa produced his toys. There were other parts to the program that were hidden and were not apparent until the program was fully engaged. The Computer Geek Elf thought that little girls needed more options to operate their "Baby Spit-up Dolls" so he installed four settings on the dolls to make the spit up mechanism operational.
The settings were . . .
#1 - Spit Up.
#2 - A Stronger Spit Up
#3 - More Intense Spit Up, Vomit
And, the most intense setting . . . .
#4 - Projectile Vomit
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This carving of the Mama Doll Foreman's Grandson is of him taking special pleasure in viewing the Baby Spit-Up Foreman taking a full load of setting #4 in the kisser.
No fingers are being pointed, but the kid seems awfully pleased at the exhibition and seems to be saying . . . .
"Hey Gramps, that was for YOU!"

BACCHIE, THE KEEPER OF THE WINE CELLAR

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This elf was inspired by a friend
(Renaissance Cellars Winery, Timothy E. Akers)

because of his invitation to the

Renaissance Cellars Grand Opening

Oct. 29 & Oct. 30 - 2010

518 W Bertrand - Saint Marys, KS

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This elf and Santa have known the secret since the early 1800's when the settlers discovered that wine made from grapes grown on the sunny plains of Kansas is some of the best in the world. To guard their secret, they started the myth that California was the best place to produce wine and they also promoted the truth that Kansas was the wheat capital of the nation.

All this was done so that when Santa delivered presents to Kansas, he could secretly pick up a year's supply of wine that was made from the grapes grown there.

This elf, who's name is Bacchie, is in charge of Santa's wine cellar and he is also trusted to keep the secret that Kansas is the best place to produce wine.

SANTA'S TRAIN SET TRACKMAN ELF

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Train Set Trackman Elf

The Trackman Elf believes a train set is only as good as the track that it runs on. He has pride in his work and wears a piece of train track proudly on his hat.

ELF NURSE

Santa's Elf Nurse

Santa, always being concerned for his elves welfare, has acquired an elf nurse to attend to the elves health case.
The elves think that she is just bee-yoo-tee-ful and visits to the North Pole Infirmary have almost doubled since she came.
Ditsy's headaches and Tubby's tummy aches have particularly came more frequent since her arrival.

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THE REINDEER HERDER ELF

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The Reindeer Herder Elf

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Santa trusts the feeding and care of his reindeer only to an authentic Lapland Reindeer Herder Elf and his family.
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In Santa's mind, only a Laplander is qualified to take care of reindeer . . . it is in their genes.

Briefly in early 1950's, Santa had a Hollywood Cowboy Elf caring for his reindeer. But that did not work out so well and the Laplanders have been in charge ever since.

THE MAGIC ELF

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The Magic Elf

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Santa only trusts a true magician to compile his magic sets the boys and girls ask for. The Magic Elf is just such a magical magician and he makes sure that the "magic" is put in each and every one of the magic sets by saying special magic elfen words before each one is loaded into Santa's Sleigh.

SPANKY, THE GOFER ELF

Spanky, the Gofer Elf

Because Spanky is smaller than the other elves, they tend to think they can order him around. "Spanky, it's time for the Mama Doll Foreman's tea. Would you gofer that?" or "Spanky, the Nice List Recorder needs her itch medicine. Would you gofer that?" Spanky gofer this, Spanky gofer that. Oh, how Spanky wishes he was 2 ft. tall.